Bring a smile to your face - good to start the day with a smile !!!
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.
The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab.
Then the driver said: Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the hell out of me!
The passenger apologized & said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much.
The driver replied," Sorry it is not your fault. Today is my first day as a taxi driver - I've been driving a van carrying dead bodies for the last 25 years..... !!!
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