Hotel California in the Punjab- by Santa
ON the dark GT highway , Big Pagdi on my hair
Warm smell from some dhabas , Rising up in the air
Up ahead in the distance ,I saw a thharra joint
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim ,I must have drunk over a pint There he stood in the drive way ,I heard a truck driver yell
And I was thinking to myself ,This had to be Devinder Singh Behl
Then he belched and scratched his head, Standing on the highway
And the drivers leaning from their truck car doors , I thought I heard
them say.....
Welcome to the hotel Karnal-afonia , Vaddi changi place (vaddi changi
place) Vaddi changi place ,
Massage, manicure, pedicure at Karnal-afonia,
Any kind of ear (any kind of ear), You can clean it here His car's grill was definitely twisted ,His Maruti's got some bends
He's got a lot of really petty MLAs , Whom he calls friends
Dancing bhangra in the courtyard , See surdie sweat Some dancer is
this Devinder , Keeps dancing till he's wet Daler on the ceiling, And on the walls in every guise
Waitresses dressed like actresses, From flicks of Subhash Ghai's
And in the downstairs canteen, I sat down for my meal
Butter chicken, and sarson da saag, the scene was very surreal Looking for help I saw Devinder, Dancing wildly on the floor
I had to find my hostess back, Oh where was Manpreet Kaur?
Relax said Milkha Singh, Play golf with my son Jeev
Tu ban gaya Punjab da puttar , Now you cant ever leave So here I am, Wasting life at the Hotel Karnal-afonia
Vaddi changi place (vaddi changi place)Vaddi changi place
Now I'm a member of Hotel Karnal-afonia
Whoever arrives (whoever arrives)
Stays till he dies !!! So I told the bell captain, I made a reservation online
And he said, oye khoteya our internet hasnt worked at all Since 1969, And still those drivers were calling from the driiiive way
Woke me in the middle of the night, I know I heard them say
Welcome to the hotel Karnal-afonia,
Itthey karlo rest (itthey karlo rest)Itthey karlo rest,
Aish karo at the hotel Karnal-afonia
Kudi umar baeeis (kudi umar baeeis) , Will serve you rice
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