God went to the Arabs and said, "I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better."
The Arabs asked, " What are Commandments?  Can you give us an example?"
God said,   " For example ................ Thou shall not murder"
The Arabs were shocked, "What?  Not kill?  No way!  Killing and massacring innocent people is our birth-right and the only reason for our existence..  No, we are not interested. "

So God went to the Africans and said, " I have Commandments. "
The Africans wanted an example.
God said, "For example ........... Honor thy Father and Mother."
The Africans were dismayed.  They said, " Father?  Yo maan!  Can't tell for sure who our fathers are, maan!"

So God went to the Mexicans and said, "I have Commandments. "
The Mexicans wanted an example.
God said, " For example ........... Thou shall not steal."
The Mexicans were flabbergasted.  They said, " No steal?  No steal??  Hey Senor, we no steal then how we live, huh?  Gracias, but no! "

So God went to the French and said, "I have Commandments. "
The French wanted an example.
God said, "For example ............. Thou shall not commit adultery."
The French were stunned.  They said, "What?  Not commit ze  adultery ....... ?  Non, non, non.  Non Monsieur.  Pardonnez nous.  We, ze French, must have ze romance. "

So God went to the Indians and said, "I have Commandments. "
The Indians wanted an example.
God said, "For example ............. Thou shall not make for yourself an idol in the form of anything"
The Indians were stupefied.  They said, "What?  Not have idols ....... ?  No way, Sir !! Unless we see our idols, we can’t see our gods”

So God went to the Pakistanis and said, "I have Commandments. "
The Pakistanis wanted an example.
God said, "For example ............. Thou shall not covet anything that belongs to your neighbour"
The Pakistanis almost fainted - They said, "How come, God !! If we quench our desire for Kashmir and Afghanistan, why do we exist?”

So God went to the Chinese and said, "I have Commandments. "
The Chinese wanted an example.
God said, "For example ............. Thou shall not have no other gods before me "
The Chinese almost choked - They said, "What !! Who else is God except Mao?”

So God went to the British and said, "I have Commandments. "
The British wanted an example.
God said, "For example ............. Thou shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain"
The British acted bewildered - They said, "Holy God’s Beard !! How can we at all talk or transact if we are not allowed that?”

So God went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments. ... "
The Jews asked, "Commandments?  How much do they cost?"
God replied, "Nothing.  They are free."
The Jews answered, "GREAT!    Give us  Ten! "