Some Gyaan, Some Fun
• To write with a broken pencil is . . . pointless.
• When fish are in schools they sometimes . . . take debate.
• A thief who stole a calendar . . . got twelve months.
• The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes . . . was on shaky ground.
• The batteries were given out . . . free of charge.
• A dentist and a manicurist married. .. . . They fought tooth and nail.
• A will is a . . . dead giveaway.
• If you don't pay your exorcist . . . you can get repossessed.
• With her marriage, she got a new name . .. . and a dress.
• Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you . . . A-flat miner.
• You are stuck with your debt if . . . you can't budge it.
• Local Area Network in Australia : . . . The LAN down under.
• A boiled egg is . . . hard to beat.
• When you've seen one shopping center . . . you've seen a mall.
• Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was . . . resisting a rest.
• Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? . . . He's all right now.
• If you take a laptop computer for a run you could . . .. jog your memory.
• A bicycle can't stand alone; . . . it is two tired.
• The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine . . . was fully recovered.
• He had a photographic memory . . . which was never developed.
• Those who get too big for their britches will be . .. . exposed in the end.
• When she saw her first strands of gray hair, . . . she thought she'd dye.
• Acupuncture: . . . a jab well done.
6 PRINCIPLES OF LIFE
1. No point using limited life to chase unlimited money.
2. No point earning so much money you cannot live to spend it.
3. Money is not yours until you spend it.
4. When you are young, you use your health to chase your wealth; when you are old, you use your wealth to buy back your health. Difference is that, it is too late.
5. How happy a man is, not how much he has but how little he needs.
6. No point working so hard to provide for the people you have no time to spend with.
Remember this:
We come to this world with nothing,
We leave this world with nothing!
This is the proof that you don't have to have money to be happy
With money one must have time too.
Both are most important in life
Without money you can't live
Without time you can't enjoy.
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