Wonderful One-liners - risking my life while I post this ;)
· The difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.
· Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families and careers.
· A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
· Archeologist: someone whose career lies in ruins.
· An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have: The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
· There are two kinds of people who don't say much: those who are quiet and those who talk a lot.
· They say that alcohol kills slowly. So what? Who's in a hurry ?
· My girlfriend asked me, "Do You believe in love at first sight"? I said, "At the first sight of what"?
· Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive
· One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.
· There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got married...and then it was too late
· Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent.
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